Inner Workings of the Jinx

[AGGRESSIVELY WAITS FOR DESOLATION OF SMAUG]

The Fandoms right now
Supernatural: ANGELS, ANGELS...ANGELS FALLING, CAS, OH CAS WHY DESTIEL! SAMMY WHY
Merlin: *single tear* still dead
Doctor Who: *covers ears* LALALALALALALA DON'T TELL ME I DON'T WANT TO KNOW LALALALALALALALALLALA
Percy Jackson: La di da di da oh we have a movie coming up how nice.
Harry Potter: Wizardsssssssssss...always wizards
Sherlock: There there Supernatural...we know it hurts
Avengers Fandom: *Wispers* alive ehehe alive he's alive that's what we said he lives....HE LIVEEEESSSSS
Tolkien: ....OMG DWARVES
star trek: sTAr tREk S T A R T R E K STAAAAAARRRR TREEEEEKKKK
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

suprassnapbacksandtanks:

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

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#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

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I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

So apparently I’m going to my first real job interview EVER tomorrow!!

onceupona-swanqueen:

At first I was really excited because YAY potential money!! 

but then I realised I’m going to have to talk to a person IRL and not just over the phone (like my pre-interview was) and I don’t know wHAT TO WEAR OR HOW TO TALK OR ANYTHING 

theheirsofdurin:

Richard Armitage - IGN Interview (x)

grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy